Karaoke Runnin' Block Toby Keith

My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be

He said Help a brother out tonight and come double date with me

She's got a baby sister and they're headed into town

They're lookin' for a good time and they're fun to be around

I said What do she look like

He scratched his head and stated

She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated

We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine and really double date 'em

Then take 'em back to the motel six and try to separate 'em

They showed up in a pick up truck

They were right on time

His was kinda hefty but not half as big as mine

I'm runnin' block

Turn the lights down low

Runnin' block

Don't want no one to know

That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two-fifteen

Sometimes you got to bow up and just take one for the team

She cleaned her plate at dinner then she ate what's left of mine

Then she woofed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine

She strolled out to the patio for an after dinner cig

I said Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big

You know why

My brother's havin' a party

Thought you outta know

He got co-eds swimmin' naked

The reason I can't go

Is I'm runnin' block

Turn the lights down low

Runnin' block

Sure don't want no one to know

That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two-fifteen

Sometimes you got to bow up and just take one for the team

Now bow up boys

When we got back to the motel

I kicked up my feet

And she put me in a head lock and said Snuggle up with me

Aw

My buddy finished early and when he walked through the door

I was layin' there half naked

She had me pinned down to the floor

Son I can't believe you caught me with this big old jelly roll

You laugh at me tomorrow

You can't ever tell a soul

That I'm runnin' block

Turn the lights down low

Runnin' block

Don't want no one to know

That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two-fifteen

Sometimes you got to bow up and just take one for the team

Ha ha ha ha ha ha