Karaoke Call a Marine Toby Keith

I was sittin' in a bar

Boozin' and losin' and some jackoff walks up cruisin' for a bruisin'

Poppin' off and makin' my whole redneck red

He asked my girl if she'd like to dance

He had three buddies so I had no chance

I looked around the room for a friend and I saw Fred

A quick evaluation of the situation and we entered into a conversation

It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs

Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but Fred did two tours over in Iraq

And son it was over before it was even on

Call a Marine instead of Nine One One

They're built to improvise adapt and overcome

When you're in knee deep and you're up shit's creek and you've tried everything

Tell you what you do

Call a Marine

Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more and he runned off with a skinny little whore

And left her sittin' 'round the house with a couple of kids

She just lays around in that muumuu gown

Old girl put on about thirty-five pounds

And one day

I went over to her house and I said Hey sis

If you wanna fix what troubles you just ease down to the VFW

And you'll walk through the door and turns those boys' heads

For most of those boys it's been a while

Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile

And if that don't work out for you girl ask for Fred

Call a Marine instead of Nine One One

They're built to improvise adapt and overcome

When you're in knee deep and you're up shit's creek

You've tried everything

Tell you what you do

Call a Marine

Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government

Diplomacy ain't workin' and ammo's all been spent

The world is in a crisis and the media's a curse

I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse

Call a Marine instead of Nine One One

They're built to improvise adapt and overcome

When you're in knee deep and you're up shit's creek and you've tried everything

Tell you what you do

Call a Marine

Tell you what to do baby

You can call

Call a Marine

Yeah yeah