Karaoke Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Miranda Lambert

It took me five bars some thirty license plates

I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool

So I walked right in barehanded

She was on his arm while he was playin' pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while

I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk

Came across kinda cheap to me but hey, how's that my fault

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate

I'm gonna pitch

Little hussy

Well them pretty girls can play their game

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend hey

I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face and I smelled whiskey on his breath

Didn't give a second thought to bein' thrown in jail

'Cos baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail

I'm mad as hell

Well them pretty girls they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha