Karaoke Armadillo Miranda Lambert

Well I met an armadillo out in Amarillo and he asked me for a light

I said A-where ya goin'

He said I don't really know and I said Brother

I've been there twice

Then he hopped up in the shotgun then he started rollin' one

I said We gonna get along fine

The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line

And I know it sounds crazy but please believe me baby

I swear that's where I was last night

Well I woulda pulled over

Kicked him to the shoulder but I seen he had a pistol on his hip

He said No turnin' back

We got coppers on our ass and I'm gonna get away with this shit

Well I didn't even think to ask the armadillo just what it was that he'd done

All I could do was drive and pray that I survived 'cos Arma-damma-dillo had a gun

Don't try and call my bluff

Honey you can't make this shit up

Met an armadillo out in Amarillo and he asked me for a light

I said A-where ya goin'

He said I don't really know and I said Brother

I've been there twice

Then he hopped up in the shotgun then he started rollin' one

I said We gonna get along fine

The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line

And I know it sounds crazy but please believe me baby

I swear that's where I was last night

An armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line

And I know it sounds crazy but please believe me baby

I swear that's where I was last night

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