Karaoke Date Rape Sublime

Let me tell you about a girl I know had a drink about a hour ago

Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown hell

She heard a noise and she looked through the door

And saw a man she'd never seen before

Light skin, light blue eyes a double-chin and a plastic smile

Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door

And took an empty seat next to her at the bar

My brand new car is parked right outside

How'd ya like to go for a ride?

And she said wait a minute I have to think

He said, that's fine may I please buy you a drink

One drink turned into three or four

And they left and got into his car

And they drove away someplace real far

Now babe the time has come

How'd ya like to have a little fun?

And she said, if we could only please be on our way

I will not run

That's when things got out of control

She didn't want to he had his way

She said, let's go

He said, no way

Come on babe it's your lucky day

Shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way

Come on baby don't be afraid

If it wasn't for date rape

I'd never get laid

He finished up and he started the car

He turned around and drove back to the bar

He said now baby don't be sad in my opinion you weren't half-bad

She picked up a rock threw it at the car

Hit him in the head now he's got a big scar

Come on party people won't you listen to me

Date rape stylee

The next day she went to her drawer

Look up her local attorney at law

Went to the phone and filed the police report

And then she took the guy's ass to court

Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed she lies that little slut

The judge knew that he was full of shit

And he gave him twenty five years

And now his eyes are filled wit tears

One night in jail it was getting late

He was butt-raped by a large inmate

And he screamed but the guards paid no attention to his cries

That's when things got out of control

The moral of the date rape story it does not pay to be drunk and horny

But that's the way it had to be they locked him up and threw away the key

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the behind

But that's the way it had to be

They locked him up and threw away the key

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the behind

Date rape!

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She didn't want to

She didn't want to

She didn't want to

She didn't want to take it!